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Posted by John S.
Cat jokes to brighten your day:
- Why did the cat get in trouble at school?
Because it was a copycat!
- What's a cat's favorite dessert?
Mice cream!
- What is a cat's favorite breakfast?
Mice Krispies!
- Why was the cat afraid of the tree?
Because of its bark!
- Why do cats always get what they want?
Because they are purr-sistent!
- Why don't cats like online shopping?
They prefer cat-alogs!
- What's a cat's favorite sport?
Fur-mula One!
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Replied by: Jenny M.
Cat is lying on the radiator, thinking:
-Work? Nah, that’s not for me... Sleep? Now that’s part of the plan!
M
Replied by: Mike J.
- What does your cat think about tariffs?
“Tariffs? I already pay a heavy tax: it's called sharing my house with humans.”
M
Replied by: Mike J.
- Why did the cat wake you up at 5 AM?
Because breakfast wasn’t going to serve itself, human.
Replied by: Chloe P.
What do you call a debate between two cats?
A hiss-terical argument!
A
Replied by: Anne B.
- Why don't cats ever play hide-and-seek with dogs?
Because the dogs always bark up the wrong tree!
A
Replied by: Anne B.
What do you call a cat that can sing?
Meow-riah Carey!
Why did the cat sit next to the computer?
To keep an eye on the mouse!
Replied by: Jeff W.
What's a cat's favorite place to visit in the city?
The meow-seum!
Why was the cat a great singer?
Because it had the purr-fect voice!
Replied by: Luci L.
What do cats love to do in the morning?
Read the mewspaper!
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