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Posted by John S. on Feb 14, 2025
Cat jokes to brighten your day:- Why did the cat get in trouble at school?
Because it was a copycat!
- What's a cat's favorite dessert?
Mice cream!
- What is a cat's favorite breakfast?
Mice Krispies!
- Why was the cat afraid of the tree?
Because of its bark!
- Why do cats always get what they want?
Because they are purr-sistent!
- Why don't cats like online shopping?
They prefer cat-alogs!
- What's a cat's favorite sport?
Fur-mula One!
Replied by: Chloe P. on Mar 30, 2025
What do you call a debate between two cats?
A hiss-terical argument!
A hiss-terical argument!
A
Replied by: Anne B. on Mar 05, 2025
- Why don't cats ever play hide-and-seek with dogs?
Because the dogs always bark up the wrong tree!
Because the dogs always bark up the wrong tree!
A
Replied by: Anne B. on Feb 25, 2025
What do you call a cat that can sing?
Meow-riah Carey!
Why did the cat sit next to the computer?
To keep an eye on the mouse!
Meow-riah Carey!
Why did the cat sit next to the computer?
To keep an eye on the mouse!
Replied by: Jeff W. on Feb 18, 2025
What's a cat's favorite place to visit in the city?
The meow-seum!
Why was the cat a great singer?
Because it had the purr-fect voice!
The meow-seum!
Why was the cat a great singer?
Because it had the purr-fect voice!
Replied by: Luci L. on Feb 15, 2025
What do cats love to do in the morning?
Read the mewspaper!
Read the mewspaper!